why I really really really really need 2 (or more ) motorcycles

bikes down for repairs. have to admit that over the past 2 yrs of commuting almost exclusively on a motorcycle, I've gotten used to splitting lanes, riding on sidewalks-whatever it took to avoid traffic. occassionally people would comment or give an angry look, but it's nothing compared to how pissed they get when you do the same thing in a minivan. I think it's all a matter of perspective. I call it "creating a third lane where none before existed and thereby relieving traffic congestion". Others, like the "claimant" call it a "sideswipe". semantics........